1 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,960 That's all for this week here on "Glory Be." 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,520 We'll see you next Sunday live from St. Vincent's Convent 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,440 in Great Slaughter to bring you the final 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,920 of the Chorister of the Year competition. 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,440 Until then... 6 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,520 Glory be. 7 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,880 Stiffen your wimples and summon up the blood. 8 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,640 We have less than 48 hours before the eyes 9 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:41,240 of the entire country plus the archbishop are upon us. 10 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,000 If we give anything less than a heavenly performance 11 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,680 I shall never live it down. 12 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,320 You, you, you will never live it down. 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,440 - Oh, crumbs. - Deep breaths, Sister Peter. 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,240 Now raise the rafters, 15 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,160 or I will raise you through the roof. 16 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,400 bright and beautiful 17 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,600 great and small 18 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,680 wise and wonderful 19 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:19,480 Ugh. Stop. Stop. Stop this caterwauling. 20 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,760 This choir will be the death of me. 21 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:30,640 {\an8} 22 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,720 {\an8} 23 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,840 {\an8} 24 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:43,000 {\an8} 25 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:48,160 {\an8} 26 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:53,360 {\an8} 27 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,560 {\an8} 28 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,040 {\an8} 29 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:06,920 {\an8}This is the worst possible time to have a migraine. 30 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,200 Last one lasted a whole week. 31 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,480 Who's going to take charge of the choir? 32 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,560 Technically speaking, 33 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,840 Sister Peter is second in command. 34 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,280 Though I'm not entirely sure you could run a bath, 35 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,960 let alone a rehearsal. 36 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,800 Television crew have arrived. 37 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,280 Take charge, Sister Peter. 38 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,560 - Right. - I'll pray for you. 39 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,840 I suspect you could use 40 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,080 all the divine intervention you could get. 41 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,400 Oh, my. This is most thrilling. 42 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,920 Sarge. 43 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,280 What happened to "Meet me early at the station 44 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,400 to go through the duty rota"? 45 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,720 Oh, it's that hymn-singing programme. 46 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,720 Didn't have you down as a fan. 47 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,600 Sergeant Livingstone and I watch every Sunday. 48 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,960 There's Barry. Barry. 49 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,840 Good Morning, beautiful people of Great Slaughter. 50 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,320 Good morning. 51 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,160 That's the presenter, right? 52 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,160 He had a number one hit single at Christmas. 53 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,080 You see, Donald? Barry's the star of the show. 54 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,160 He needs more air time, not less. 55 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,560 Be careful, Marion. 56 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,240 Mrs. Clam, that must be Marion Kane, 57 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,240 the show's director. 58 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,560 Oh. 59 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,080 Who's that man she's talking to? 60 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,680 Mrs. Clam: Oh, that's Donald Merriweather. 61 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,360 He's the programme's musical director. 62 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,360 He plays the organ, and he wrote the theme tune. 63 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,960 He's chief judge 64 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,240 of the Chorister of the Year competition. 65 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,360 There's Sylvia. 66 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,920 Wave to the fans. 67 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,840 Who's that? 68 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,880 That -- That is Oliver. 69 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,200 He's one of the show's finalists in the competition. 70 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,600 Well, he's got my vote. 71 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,800 Actually, Sergeant Livingstone and I 72 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,880 would prefer Sylvia to win. 73 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,760 - Is that right, Sarge? - I-I really don't mind. 74 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,280 She has the voice of an angel. 75 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,760 At least look like you're happy to be here. 76 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,760 Oh, the bells. 77 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,120 Dottie, did you remember to bring the bells? 78 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,040 It's the theme tune to "Glory Be." 79 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,240 We've been practising. 80 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:39,760 I don't think I've ever... 81 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,040 heard bells jingled so f-fervently. 82 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,360 Take charge. Take charge. Take ch-- 83 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,720 Oh, there you are. Thank goodness. 84 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,000 You're the only one with any volume. 85 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,360 I do my best. Shall we? 86 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,000 Sister Peter: Oh, yes. The opening hymn. 87 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,320 Welcome to St. Vincent's. 88 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,840 When we say we'll be there with bells on, 89 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,720 we jolly well mean it. 90 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,920 Can we get the cleaning ladies out of here please? 91 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,400 We need to set up. 92 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,920 I beg your pardon! 93 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,080 Do excuse me, ladies. 94 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,160 Sorry. 95 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,720 bright and beautiful 96 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:25,600 great and small 97 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,640 wise and wonderful 98 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,760 - Sorry. Excuse me. - 99 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,520 Hello. 100 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,080 Tomorrow is a big day. 101 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,880 It's the last show in the series 102 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:43,000 and the live final of the Chorister of the Year contest. 103 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:48,720 So we really need to make this a stellar performance. 104 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,800 No pressures. 105 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,760 Can I have a word? 106 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:58,920 {\an8} 107 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,760 So the choir need... a lot of work. 108 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,480 Is there somewhere you can go and practise whilst we set up? 109 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,440 - Uh, I can try to find... - Wonderful. 110 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,760 And I would suggest more volume -- 111 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:13,040 except for that particular nun. 112 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,200 Pardon me interrupting, Lady Director, 113 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,560 but shall we cut to the chase? 114 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,640 The running order of the show is as follows -- 115 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,120 Barry will warble through the opening theme tune, 116 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,600 then the choristers will perform their solo pieces 117 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,120 the judges will deliberate -- that's myself 118 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,640 and you and Barry -- 119 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,920 whilst the convent choir assault our ear drums. 120 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,920 And at the end of the live broadcast 121 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,880 the Chorister of the Year will be crowned. 122 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,280 I want to rehearse the solos first. 123 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,360 Get the cat's choir out of here. 124 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,480 Okay, can we clear the stage? Please? This way. 125 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,880 Just this way, let's clear the stage. 126 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:03,760 {\an8} 127 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,760 Oh, my goodness! I'm so sorry. 128 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,440 No, I-I'm sorry. 129 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,040 No, no, it was entirely my fault. 130 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,680 I wasn't at all looking where I was going. 131 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,880 - Ready for the live final? - I'm not sure, to be honest. 132 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,440 Me neither. Did you hear us? 133 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,280 I'm not really cut out for this. 134 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,240 How on earth can I teach a choir to sing in 24 hours? 135 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,240 Sisters? Sisters. Please will you listen? 136 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,880 Donald: Sylvia! 137 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,080 Yeah. I'm looking at the figures now. 138 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,200 Where's Sylvia? 139 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,280 I'll have to call you back. 140 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,560 Would you mind not referring to me as "lady director"? 141 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,160 I'll call you whatever I like. Who was that? 142 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,160 The viewing figures of the series. 143 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,840 Unless we can pull off some sort of miracle tomorrow, 144 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,800 we'll be lucky to be in a job this time next week. 145 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,200 "We"? Oh, the channel will look after me, sweetheart. 146 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,520 I'm the one pulling the strings. 147 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,400 And you would do well to remember that. 148 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,520 I know, I know, it's "Glory Be," not "Top of the Pops." 149 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,000 But gotta give the public what they want. 150 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,960 Cheer up. It's nearly over. 151 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,720 "Once more with feeling" and all that. 152 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,240 It's nearly over for you, maybe. 153 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,320 He doesn't own you. 154 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,160 He doesn't. 155 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,560 Just get through tomorrow, and you never have to see him again. 156 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,080 I wish it were that simple. 157 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,160 Ready for you. 158 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:56,240 First positions, then please. 159 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,600 Ready for rehearsal? 160 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,800 Imagine the cameras are rolling. 161 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,480 And cue the music. 162 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,880 Going by the distorted facial expression 163 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,280 and the foaming mouth, 164 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,200 this doesn't look like natural causes. 165 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,680 I must say, this is most unsettling 166 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,960 to be starting an investigation in our own chapel. 167 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,400 What is that? 168 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:50,040 Some sort of resin or oil, perhaps? 169 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,480 Oh, look at that. 170 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,320 That's St. Aquilina's college tie. 171 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,240 The music school that my sister Persephone attended. 172 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,320 Graduated top of her class, of course. 173 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,120 So I would say 174 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,480 that Donald Merriweather ingested some sort of poison. 175 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,840 I'll have to bag that. 176 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,440 Everybody else who had tea and biscuits is fine. 177 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,360 Donald's the only one who left his unattended. 178 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,760 Felix: We'll need to check Donald's hotel room. 179 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,400 The "Glory Be" production team, 180 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,080 they are staying in Great Slaughter for the weekend. 181 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,560 How many of the production were here when he died? 182 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,800 Only the presenter, the director, 183 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,640 and the Chorister of the Year finalists. 184 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,720 All right. Let's talk to them. 185 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,080 Poisoned? 186 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,720 Barry: Poor Donald. 187 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,320 Can you think of any reason 188 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,320 why somebody might have wanted to kill him? 189 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,560 The man was a narcissist and a bully. 190 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,400 He terrorised half the crew. 191 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,440 And the rest. He made all of our lives hell. 192 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,160 So you all had motives? 193 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,280 No, that's not what he's saying. 194 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,160 Well, until we identify our culprit, 195 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,240 you must all stay in the area. 196 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,720 Please. I need to speak to him. 197 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,240 I have to go. 198 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,520 There you are. 199 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,600 Who was that? 200 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,280 The producers. 201 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,160 Really? 202 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,640 This may be the end of "Glory Be." 203 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,920 It's not looking to good for Donald, either. 204 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,120 Barry, it's not funny. A man is dead. 205 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,360 And so are our careers. 206 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,960 Then get we to a nunnery. 207 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,280 We're going to have to cancel tomorrow's broadcast. 208 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,200 What? Because Donald's dead? Nonsense. 209 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,320 He would want the show to go on. Preferably in his honour. 210 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,680 True, but we don't have an organist. 211 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,160 It's a convent. There must be someone who plays. 212 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,680 Huh. 213 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,320 Sister Peter: That would be Sister George. 214 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,800 But there's no guarantee she'll hit all the right notes, 215 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,800 at least not in the right order. 216 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,080 Look who I've brought to save the day. 217 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,280 Why am I here? 218 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,880 Would you believe our very own Miss Thimble 219 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,600 has run her fingers over many an organ? 220 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:15,120 Why would a confirmed bachelor want the honeymoon suite? 221 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,000 Because it's the biggest? 222 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,080 Recording equipment. 223 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,920 He travels with a lot of luggage. 224 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,680 And fan mail. Good heavens. 225 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:37,240 {\an8} 226 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,120 Oh, my. Listen to this. 227 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,560 "Not everyone will dance to your tune, Merriweather." 228 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,800 Not much of a fan. Who sent it? 229 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,960 It's anonymous. 230 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,040 Well, let's take those with us. 231 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,920 Look at this. 232 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,440 Oh, my. A cassette tape. 233 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,600 Electromagnetic recording. 234 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,640 Oh, yes. 235 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,720 I shall have a jolly good go at salvaging that. 236 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,400 Sam: Oh. 237 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,560 An engagement ring? 238 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,320 Was Donald planning on proposing? 239 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,280 How romantic. 240 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,920 If he wasn't dead. 241 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:25,400 {\an8} 242 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:34,880 {\an8} 243 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,240 Very pretty. 244 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,720 They're Sylvia's. 245 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,840 She's been wearing them this year on "Glory Be." 246 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,680 And I have clearly been spending too many Sunday evenings in 247 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,760 with Mrs. Clam and Felix. 248 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:53,520 Adjoining rooms, connecting doors, an engagement ring. 249 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,960 Do you suppose that Sylvia and Donald 250 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,040 were romantically involved? 251 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:05,320 He was going to propose? I'd never have escaped. 252 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,240 Sister Boniface: Escaped? 253 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,480 Him. 254 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,920 Did the producers of "Glory Be" know that one of the judges 255 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,040 was in love with one of the contestants? 256 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,440 Love? I'm not sure that's what I'd call it. 257 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,520 How did you two meet? 258 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,080 Donald heard me singing in the congregation 259 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,960 one Sunday. 260 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,800 They were recording the show in my parish church. 261 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,400 He flattered me, offered me private lessons. 262 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,800 - I bet he did. - It wasn't like that. 263 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,480 At first. 264 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:41,160 He said I should enter the chorister competition. 265 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,280 I thought it would be a chance to get away. 266 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,720 Away from what? 267 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,400 Home. 268 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:52,680 But once Donald had got me away from my family, 269 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,560 he wanted me all to himself. 270 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,880 He never let me out of his sight. 271 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,920 He took control of everything. 272 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Where I went, who I saw, even what I wore. 273 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,680 Movie-star looks and the voice of an angel. 274 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,800 I will make you a star. 275 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,240 I've been thinking... 276 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,240 Oh, no. We can't have that. 277 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,040 I'm not entirely sure I want to be a star. 278 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,800 All I really want to do is... 279 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:23,080 If I say you'll be a star, you'll be a star. 280 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,320 I might not even win the competition. 281 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:30,080 Oh, you'll win. I'll make sure of it. 282 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,520 You're my muse. 283 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,720 Sylvia: I thought he was my way out. 284 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,400 My father's a bully. 285 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,680 I dreamed my whole life of getting away. 286 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,120 I ended up wanting to get away from Donald, too. 287 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,600 Perhaps you thought there was only one way 288 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,520 to stop his control? 289 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,360 No. I could never. 290 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,640 Is that what you think? Am I under arrest? 291 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,800 No. At least not yet. 292 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,720 But we may want to talk to you again. 293 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,760 Make sure you don't go anywhere. 294 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,320 I don't have anywhere to go. 295 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,560 Now This is a swab that I took from Donald's saliva. 296 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,680 Now if I mash it in some water... 297 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,360 ...and add iron sulphate. 298 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:25,800 {\an8} 299 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,080 Hey quick. 300 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,360 Prussian blue. 301 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,680 Cyanide. 302 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,440 Fast-acting and extremely effective. 303 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,840 - The queen of poisons. - How fast-acting? 304 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,760 Well, it would have had to have been administered mere moments 305 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,320 before he died... 306 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,800 - But... - There's always a but. 307 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,520 Well, Donald's tea and biscuits tested negative for any toxins, 308 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,760 which means he must have ingested the poison 309 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,880 some other way. 310 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,280 How? 311 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,600 Well, that I've yet to find out. 312 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,920 What about the cassette tape? 313 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,480 Well, it's going to take longer than anticipated to untangle, 314 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,560 let alone tape back together. 315 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,560 Oh, heavens. I'm meant to be rehearsing. 316 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:15,520 317 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:22,440 318 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,640 319 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,280 320 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:34,840 Together: 321 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:43,760 322 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,200 323 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,320 I didn't realise anyone else was here. 324 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,880 You have a beautiful voice. 325 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,320 A gift from God. 326 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,760 I used to have such a love of singing. 327 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,920 All the joy has gone out of it now. 328 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,320 Oh, I know how that feels. 329 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,160 Reverend Mother rather squishes the fun out of it. 330 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,240 I envy you. Really. 331 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,760 Life under the veil seems so peaceful. 332 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,680 Usually. 333 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,160 Perhaps this is where I belong. 334 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,400 I only ever really wanted to sing for God. 335 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,280 That's what gives me real joy. 336 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:31,760 We need to find the joy again. That might give us confidence. 337 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,520 Where did you find the greatest pleasure in singing? 338 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:40,880 Oh, family Christmases. Carols around the piano. 339 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,680 I wonder... 340 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,840 I thought I heard singing. 341 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,880 Sisters, can you think of anywhere with a piano 342 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,680 where we might use for our choir rehearsal? 343 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,960 Oh, there's the Village Hall. 344 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,880 I know just the place. 345 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,240 Come in, Sister Peter. 346 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,520 - How did you... - I heard your knees knocking. 347 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,400 What do you want? 348 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,280 Two things. 349 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,400 One, there's been a slight murder in the chapel. 350 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,120 There's been a what?! 351 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,000 Two, we're all going out for the evening. 352 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080 But everything's under control. 353 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,680 Woman: Well done! 354 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,760 Nice one, Reg. 355 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,480 Can I have everyone's attention? 356 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,640 We're here to have fun, remember. 357 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,400 What shall it be? "Jerusalem"? 358 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,040 "Morning Has Broken"? 359 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,160 Something fun. 360 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,920 Really? Goodness. 361 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,200 {\an8} 362 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,680 363 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,760 364 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,080 365 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,880 366 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,360 367 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,320 You know, we could take a leaf out of their hymn book. 368 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,960 How do you mean? 369 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,400 Well, with Donald gone, we could shake the show up a bit. 370 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,560 Drag it kicking and screaming into the Swinging Sixties? 371 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,920 Marion: Yeah! 372 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,200 - Hallelujah. - Excuse me, excuse me. 373 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,520 Sister? We've got something. 374 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,240 375 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,600 376 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,360 don't get the breeze up 377 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,440 378 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,400 So, we sorted the mail according to senders. 379 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,040 Some fans had written in more than once. 380 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,120 No. 381 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,320 Thank you, Peggy. 382 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,720 Which one's are Felix's? 383 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,360 Okay, in -- in my defence, 384 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,840 I had requested an autograph for Mrs. Clam. 385 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,320 Three times? Putting the "fan" in "fanatic." 386 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,880 Oh... 387 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,640 Some were not so enthusiastic. 388 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,680 "Dear Mr. Merriweather. You have made my life a misery. 389 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,680 And you should know that actions have consequences. 390 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,640 One day -- even you will be silenced." 391 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,720 It's definitely threatening. 392 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,960 Hmm. 393 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,480 Here we are. Personal information forms. 394 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,640 Everyone has to fill one in when they join the show, 395 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,000 in whatever capacity. 396 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,480 Sister Boniface: Handwriting samples. 397 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,960 Barry, Sylvia, and Oliver. 398 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,960 And your own, if you don't mind. 399 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,040 Oh. 400 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,280 What do you need them for? 401 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,840 What is that? 402 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,720 - Sister Boniface: Aha. - You have a match? 403 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,160 Yes, indeed. 404 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,800 Thank you. That's all for now. 405 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,880 Oh. 406 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,080 Look, in both examples the graphology is identical. 407 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,640 The person who wrote this letter is the same person 408 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,720 who filled out this form. 409 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,280 Sister Boniface: "One day even you will be silenced." 410 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,440 Sam: That sounds like a threat to me. 411 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,520 I was being poetic. 412 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,320 - Poetic? - One day we'll all be silenced. 413 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,520 When God claims us for his own. 414 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,400 Somehow I don't think that's what you meant. 415 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,080 Why did you say Donald made your life a misery? 416 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,440 Because he did. 417 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,080 Donald, please, I need to talk to you. 418 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,680 What now? 419 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,360 It's just -- Sylvia gets so much of your attention, 420 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,680 I'm not sure it's entirely, well, fair. 421 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,360 Worried about the competition, are you? 422 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,760 Worried that your matinee-idol looks won't swing it for you? 423 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,360 Well, you should be worried. 424 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,960 Because there's only one contender 425 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,120 for Chorister of the Year as far as I'm concerned. 426 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,200 And it isn't you. 427 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,080 Sam: Is that why you killed Donald? 428 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,880 Because you thought it was your only way 429 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,400 of winning the competition? 430 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,480 Of course not. I'm a coward, not a killer. 431 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,920 And if you're not going to arrest me, 432 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,640 I'd quite like to see what Great Slaughter's 433 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,800 nightlife has to offer. 434 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:23,760 said follow the van 435 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,080 436 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,920 I love you, do you hear me? 437 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,840 My round. 438 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,160 Barry! 439 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,400 Listen, um, I know Donald was trying to sideline you. 440 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,920 The old vocal cords aren't what they once were. 441 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,200 But the audience love your cheeky charm. 442 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,760 So why don't we put it front and centre again. 443 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,080 What, "Congregation Conga"? "Twisting in the Aisles"? 444 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,680 Put a bit of fun back into the show? 445 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,480 Exactly! 446 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,280 to have the old half-quartern 447 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,760 my way home 448 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,240 Woman: Whoo! 449 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,440 said follow the van 450 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,600 on the way 451 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,600 Woman: Way-hey! 452 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:14,000 home packed in it 453 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,840 Good morning. 454 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,880 I know how the poison was ingested. 455 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,320 The sheet music found at the scene. 456 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,440 It's laced with cyanide. 457 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,800 Every time Donald turned the page, he licked his fingers. 458 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,440 Ahhh. 459 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,160 Sadly, the only prints on the paper are Donald's. 460 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,840 But what's also interesting is this. Here, have a look. 461 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,280 Felix: What is this? 462 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,360 I took a sample. 463 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,920 No? Pollen. 464 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,480 - Bee pollen? - In the grease. 465 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,360 Some sort of beeswax, 466 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,720 though there's something different 467 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,600 about the structure of the pollen. 468 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,280 Something I can't quite put my finger on. 469 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,080 Excusez-moi. 470 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,800 Oh. Hello. 471 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,880 Uh, one moment. 472 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,160 What are you looking for? 473 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,920 Something is niggling. 474 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,000 Can I be of any help? 475 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:38,120 Thank you, but, um, why are you... 476 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,080 So stylish? 477 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,160 So styli-- 478 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,760 The pollen structure. 479 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,480 It's from a lavender that's only found in France. 480 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,880 The bees that made this beeswax were not British bees. 481 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,000 They were French. 482 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,600 Sam: French or whatever. 483 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,920 Couldn't the beeswax just be furniture polish? 484 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Well... 485 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,000 Oh, yes, yes, look. 486 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,880 The same grease as on the poisoned sheet music. 487 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,280 But if it was furniture polish, 488 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,400 shouldn't it have been rubbed in? 489 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,400 WPC Button told us 490 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,120 that you'd finished with the scene of the crime. 491 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200 We very much need to rehearse! 492 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,680 Cyanide isn't easy to get ahold of. 493 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,040 Meaning that this murder must have been well planned. 494 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,200 It wasn't an impulsive act. 495 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,640 Which suggests an old grudge. 496 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,960 Which one of our four suspects knew Donald the longest? 497 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,880 Barry Gold and Donald were very old friends. 498 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,600 The two of them created the programme together. 499 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,960 Although Barry's the one with the star quality. 500 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:51,160 I will not entertain the notion that he had anything to do 501 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,560 with Mr. Merriweather's death! 502 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,800 The two were like brothers. 503 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,320 Like Cain and Abel. 504 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,160 I heard Barry say 505 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,360 that he wished he'd rammed that cassette down Donald's throat. 506 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:07,520 {\an8} 507 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,080 - Where did you get that? - The same place we found this. 508 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,800 Mr. Merriweather's room. It took some repairing but... 509 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,520 Sylvia: 510 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,760 That's Sylvia. 511 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,840 512 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,000 513 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,120 What the hell is going on? 514 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,600 Barry. 515 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,680 I thought Sylvia might sing the show out 516 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,920 after she wins on Sunday. 517 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,320 I'm not stupid, Donald. 518 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,920 I know you want Sylvia to replace me 519 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,360 as the face and voice of "Glory Be." 520 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,760 - What? - Oh, let's face it, Barry. 521 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,400 The ratings are nosediving. 522 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,440 The show needs someone new, someone young. 523 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,520 Over my dead body. 524 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,480 Barry: Over my dead body. 525 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,920 Yours? Or Donald's? 526 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,680 Sam: Hardly the Barry Gold that Mrs. Clam knows and loves. 527 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,520 Because that's not me. I'm not a violent man. 528 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,120 Well, this suggests otherwise. 529 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,080 This show means everything to me. 530 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,040 And if Sylvia took over as the face and voice of "Glory Be," 531 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,560 you'd be ruined, right? 532 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,480 It would certainly hit your record sales. 533 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,360 If I was that scared of losing my job, 534 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,720 I would kill the director, surely. 535 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,880 She's the one who hires and fires. 536 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,040 Is Marion aware of this tape? 537 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,440 No idea. 538 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,880 She and Donald weren't exactly close. 539 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,840 I mean, he treated her like dirt. 540 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,760 Between us, I think she was looking for another job. 541 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,040 She's been making so many furtive phone calls late-- 542 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,360 What do you mean, "furtive"? 543 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,160 I checked with the exchange. 544 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,440 Calls were made to the same number from the pub 545 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,160 and Reverend Mother Adrian's office. 546 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,440 Chesterfield 4942. 547 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,000 Hello? 548 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,680 Can I talk to your mother, please? 549 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,040 But can't a mother call her own son to say good night? 550 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,240 Sam: A secret son. 551 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,600 You've gone to quite some effort to keep him hidden. 552 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,320 Because I'm not married. 553 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,800 I don't believe that God sits in judgment. 554 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,240 But the director of a religious programme, a single mother? 555 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,920 Can you imagine the scandal? 556 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 And Donald found out? 557 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,080 Yes. 558 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,560 He was blackmailing me. 559 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,160 We? 560 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,240 Oh, the channel will look after me, sweetheart. 561 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,200 I'm the one pulling the strings. 562 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,360 And you would do well to remember that. 563 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,680 Is that a threat? 564 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,160 I've got photographic evidence 565 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,640 Of you and your snotty-nosed little secret. 566 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,200 Don't you call him that. 567 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,680 So, unless you want me to tell the world, 568 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,760 you will run this show exactly as I see fit. 569 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,000 Which includes casting your vote for Sylvia on Sunday. 570 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,680 I really can't lose this job. 571 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,680 Fear can make people do terrible things. 572 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,680 But I wouldn't risk leaving my son without a mother. 573 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,440 Look, I have a live broadcast 574 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,400 to direct in just a couple of hours. 575 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,840 This might be the last episode of "Glory Be." 576 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,120 I'd really like to make it a good one. 577 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,480 First positions, everyone. 578 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,400 For the joy of it, yes? For God. 579 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,320 Yesterday was so much fun. Thank you. 580 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,240 You know, sometimes the smallest voices 581 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,320 have the biggest impact. 582 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,880 Sorry. Sorry. 583 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,960 Only me. 584 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,040 Going live in five, four... 585 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,560 Good evening. 586 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,120 After much soul-searching, we have decided to push on 587 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,520 with tonight's broadcast as tribute to the man 588 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,240 who made the music -- the show's creator 589 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,360 and its musical director, Donald Merriweather. 590 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,000 At least it's a level playing field now. 591 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,680 May the best singer win. 592 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,760 {\an8}This programme is for you, Donald. 593 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,600 594 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,520 595 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,320 fast or slow 596 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,880 597 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,320 598 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,520 599 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:51,960 600 00:31:53,720 --> 00:32:03,320 601 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:10,480 602 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,560 603 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,360 He's like a holy Elvis. 604 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:25,040 605 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,400 606 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,040 607 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:43,560 in women 608 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:50,560 609 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:58,600 fruit of the belly 610 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:06,480 {\an8} 611 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:14,320 612 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:27,640 613 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,400 614 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:42,360 615 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:47,120 616 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:52,920 617 00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:02,800 {\an8} 618 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,040 Uh... 619 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,920 A-And now uh, before we announce 620 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,760 the Chorister of the Year, 621 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,160 I would like to sing one of my favourite songs -- 622 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,200 with the help of the St. Vincent's choir. 623 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,840 The St. Vincent's choir. 624 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,960 said lift up your hands 625 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:30,240 to pray 626 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,240 to the Lord Almighty 627 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,160 to worship my Lord God nightly 628 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,600 629 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,120 630 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,440 and don't know where to roam 631 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,080 632 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,960 633 00:34:55,040 --> 00:35:00,400 your way home 634 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,520 You don't know anything. 635 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,720 We know that someone switched the music on the organ 636 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,680 for a presoaked murderous melody. 637 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:27,520 {\an8} 638 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:33,360 {\an8} 639 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:39,200 {\an8} 640 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:45,040 {\an8} 641 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,880 But whilst you didn't leave any fingerprints 642 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:51,840 on the poisoned sheet music, you did leave a trail, Oliver. 643 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,760 Like a greasy Hansel and Gretel, 644 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,640 though without Gretel, obviously. 645 00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:01,800 A very unusual brand of French hair pomade. 646 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,480 Containing beeswax made by French bees. 647 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:11,640 And I suspect -- I suspect that I know why you did it. 648 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,400 You have a photograph of your mother on your dressing table. 649 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,960 The letters that you wrote to Donald, 650 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,680 they were about her, weren't they? 651 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:31,960 She has a pin on her lapel. I've seen that emblem before. 652 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,760 On Donald's tie. 653 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,920 It's the emblem of St. Aquilina's Music College. 654 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,480 If I call them, 655 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,640 will they confirm that your mother was there 656 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,840 at the same time as Donald? 657 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,760 She was. 658 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,840 Until they threw her out. 659 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,480 For cheating. 660 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,720 But she didn't. She wouldn't. 661 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,160 She never told a lie in her life. 662 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,240 Not to me, not to anyone. 663 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,240 Donald framed her because she had the nerve 664 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,320 to break up with him. 665 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,600 Donald didn't like his girlfriends 666 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,680 to have minds of their own. 667 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,840 Leave Sylvia alone. 668 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,640 - I beg your pardon? - I see what you're doing. 669 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,480 - You've done it before. - What are you talking about? 670 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,920 My mother. Christine Carraway. 671 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,840 Your mother's Christine? 672 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,280 She told me how you tried to control her. 673 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,320 The same way you control Sylvia. 674 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,960 Except my mother tried to get away. 675 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,400 Well, she did get away. I haven't seen her since -- 676 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,920 Since you ruined her life. 677 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,200 You convinced everyone 678 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,760 she'd stolen the end-of-term exam papers. 679 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,400 But you planted them in her room. 680 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,480 - You can't prove that. - She never got over it. 681 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,960 Her own parents disowned her. Her friends. 682 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,920 You stole her education from her, her whole future. 683 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,360 So, no, she never got away from you. 684 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,480 She ended her life because of you. 685 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,680 Christine always was weak. 686 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,200 What are you telling me this for? 687 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,000 To give you one last chance to say sorry. 688 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,880 Or you will do what? 689 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,320 Go to the newspapers? 690 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,760 Who'll believe you? Especially after tomorrow. 691 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,680 You'll just come across as a sad sore loser. 692 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,760 Like mother, like son. 693 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,400 When she saw him on television, something inside her broke. 694 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,280 But she couldn't stop watching. 695 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:42,320 It ate her up -- the misery, the bitterness. 696 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,520 But she was never bitter towards me. 697 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,600 Only ever sweet. 698 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,480 And sad. 699 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,040 At herself, I think, more than at Donald. 700 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,440 Eventually she took her own life. 701 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,640 But it was Donald that took it, really. 702 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,680 She blamed herself, but I blamed him. 703 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,880 She cut her life short because of Donald. 704 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,320 I had to cut his short, too. 705 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,960 By killing Donald you've let him ruin your life, too. 706 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,120 But at least he won't ruin anyone else's. 707 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,680 I'm arresting you on the suspicion of the murder 708 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,480 of Donald Merriweather. 709 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,920 You are not obliged to say anything 710 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,880 unless you wish to do so, 711 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,320 but anything you do say may be put into writing 712 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,400 and given in evidence. 713 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,120 And finally, without further to-do... 714 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,360 I mean ado... 715 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,960 I am delighted to announce 716 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,240 that the Chorister of the Year is Sylvia! 717 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,160 - A truly deserved winner. - Thank you. 718 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,520 Barry: I wonder if you'd do me the very great honour 719 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,640 of helping me to sing out the show? 720 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,040 721 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,640 722 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,960 A murder arrest live on television. 723 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,560 That'll be the nail in the coffin. 724 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,440 Why are you smiling? It's not funny. 725 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,960 I've just been onto the producers. 726 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:42,960 They think the publicity for this show is going to be huge. 727 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,680 And they loved the dilly-dallying nuns. 728 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,440 Wait?! What? We still have our jobs? 729 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,440 Oh, yes, and they are very much looking forward to 730 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,760 discussing the next series. 731 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,080 I've had a fabulous idea about a regular soloist. 732 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,120 - Glory be? - Glory be. 733 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,360 Marion: Mmm! 734 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,840 You haven't been here all night? 735 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,560 I've been praying, trying to find an answer. 736 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,320 About a life under the veil? 737 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,960 I should like it. 738 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,560 To give my life to God. 739 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,080 But the "Glory Be" team have asked me 740 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,400 to join the show as a regular soloist. 741 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,920 It is possible to serve the Lord and have a career. 742 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,640 Oh, I should say so. Amen to that. 743 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,440 Never. 744 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,800 Never have I been so ashamed! 745 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,880 Nuns taking part in a Cockney knees-up, 746 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,360 live on television. 747 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,440 And in the publican house. 748 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,400 Oh, yes, I have eyes everywhere. 749 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,200 Oh, heavens. 750 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,280 You have all been led astray by somebody who should know better. 751 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,480 Stand up, Sister Peter! 752 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,800 Actually the pub was my idea. 753 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,200 We had to practice somewhere. 754 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,600 Sister Peter, have you anything to say? 755 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,080 Well, I-I mean... 756 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,480 They did sing in tune. Mostly. 757 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,960 Mostly in tune? 758 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,280 It was a complete disgrace to the convent 759 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,200 and indeed to the entire the order! 760 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,560 However, much as it pains me to say, 761 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:43,120 Canoness Basil insisted you did an admirable job. 762 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,960 And despite my protestations, 763 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,040 she is insistent that, henceforth, 764 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:54,880 all choir rehearsals will be conducted by Sister Peter. 765 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,040 God help us all! 766 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,400 767 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,800 768 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,240 769 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,160 fast or slow 770 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:20,760 our praises 771 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,840 772 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,480 773 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:34,760 774 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,040 {\an8}